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		<title>Elzie is 6 months old!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s obvious that I am going to be the once a month posting mom.  I wish I could find more time in the day for posting, but it just looks like that&#8217;s not going to happen.  I don&#8217;t even have any new videos since the last post.  I do however, have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So it&#8217;s obvious that I am going to be the once a month posting mom.  I wish I could find more time in the day for posting, but it just looks like that&#8217;s not going to happen.  I don&#8217;t even have any new videos since the last post.  I do however, have a few amazing photos that Jon took with his new Nikon D90. The camera adds to his already spectacular photography skills so everyone wins!  </p>
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<p>Poor Elzie, I hope that her hair starts to grow in a little bit more in these coming months.  She&#8217;s totally rocking the insane old man comb over but it would be nice if some cute little curls or at least a few strands started to grow to help fill in the obvious gaps.  Oh little girl with old man hair how I love you so!</p>
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		<title>I managed to turn 30 in all the time that has passed!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 06:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it turns out that I am a terrible blogger now that the child has arrived.  It&#8217;s been 2 months since my last post and I have no other excuse aside from the fact that Elzie takes up every waking (and sleeping) moment of my life.  It&#8217;s only on Sundays that I find [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So it turns out that I am a terrible blogger now that the child has arrived.  It&#8217;s been 2 months since my last post and I have no other excuse aside from the fact that Elzie takes up every waking (and sleeping) moment of my life.  It&#8217;s only on Sundays that I find any sort of reprieve when I drop Elzie off at my parents house for the day.  They have been such wonderful grandparents over the past couple of months taking her so I can find a few moments to myself.   </p>
<p>This past Sunday, March 29th, was my 30th bday and Jon organized a fabulous little family surprise party for me at my parent&#8217;s house.  There were presents, amazing food, cake, and a sick baby <img src='http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />   As luck would have it, Elzie got her first cold on my birthday.  She was sneezing, coughing, and over all just out of it.  I felt so bad for the little girl.  She was so brave though.  She really only got upset when she coughed because I think it was hurting her throat.  She has since gotten much better.  We took her swimming yesterday for the first time and that seemed to do the trick.  The pool was nice and warm and the area was steamy so all of her nasal passages got cleared out.  Today she slept in nice and late and all afternoon she was back to her old self again.  </p>
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<p>Here are a few videos from my bday.  Once you have a child even your bday is an excuse to get them gifts.  Jon&#8217;s mom got Elzie this adorable hopping, singing bunny.  It is amazing to watch her interact with it.  Right now she just wants to make out with it, but I can only imagine that as she gets older she will want to dance and sing with it too!</p>
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<p>Here are a couple more from my bday extravaganza!</p>
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<p>I wanted to post a few stats about the little nugget from her 4 month peds visit.<br />
Height:  24.5&#8243;<br />
Weight:  13lbs<br />
Head Circ:  16&#8243;<br />
Cuteness:  100%<br />
She is in the 25th percentile for weight and 50th for height.  Not that I care at all about percentiles, but I figured I would post them so I can look back one of these days and marvel at how small she once was.  </p>
<p>While at this visit, it was suggested that we start Elzie on some rice cereal.  I had hoped to wait until 6 months to introduce anything other than breast milk, but I decided to give it a try.  I went to whole foods and got some organic rice cereal and it turns out that this little girl can&#8217;t get enough of the stuff.  Here is a video of her eating.  It&#8217;s the cutest thing!</p>
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<p>Below are various videos from the past couple of months.  It&#8217;s MEGA POST TIME!!!</p>
<p>4 month update:</p>
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<p>Elzie Sits Up!</p>
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<p>Little Elzie Giggles!</p>
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<p>Here are some pics from our recent adventures as well.  I am posting a gallery because it is SIGNIFICANTLY easier.  That is part of the reason I am so slow in posting, it takes for ever to upload individual pics. The downside to gallery, as you will see, is it just gives you little thumbnails of each pic.  You have to click them to get the full image.  With all that said, I have promised myself that I will post at least every other Wednesday from here on out.  We will see if I can stick with that! ENJOY!!</p>

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		<title>Where has the time gone?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it has been over a month since my last post and I have absolutely NO idea where the time has gone.  When Jon and I first met we would always joke that the other was a major &#8220;time suck&#8221;, meaning that we could literally spend hours and hours in each others&#8217; company and before [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, it has been over a month since my last post and I have absolutely NO idea where the time has gone.  When Jon and I first met we would always joke that the other was a major &#8220;time suck&#8221;, meaning that we could literally spend hours and hours in each others&#8217; company and before we knew it it was 4 o&#8217;clock in the morning and we had done nothing but tell stories of our lives up until that  moment.  It was one of the things that threw me head over heels for the guy!  Well, it&#8217;s no wonder that our child is more of a time suck than either one of us!  She eats time and then poops it out for us to clean up over and over again.  We live a glamorous life, really we do!</p>
<p>Here are a few pictures and videos from the last month of raising the little girl.  She has so many fun  new tricks.  She has started to laugh which I have yet to get on video, but it the most glorious sound I have ever heard.  It comes straight from her belly and she will only do it if the mood strikes her and if I am doing something that would embarrass me, and if you know me, you know that I don&#8217;t embarrass easily, so when I say I am making a fool of myself, you know I&#8217;m not kidding!  She has also learned to roll from her tummy to her back which I also can&#8217;t show you on video but it&#8217;s pretty awesome.  She does a lot of screaming and talking and just recently she has discovered that she has feet.  It&#8217;s so cute to watch her grab them and try to put them in her mouth.  She hasn&#8217;t quite figured it out yet, but I can only imagine she will be making a foot sandwich by the end of the week!</p>
<p>Here is the cat being her rascally little self.  We are lucky that Niff&#8217;s computer was not destroyed.  Notice the full cup of coffee that gets knocked over 7 seconds into the video!</p>
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<p>Jon and Elzie have their first intellectual discussion about the state of the world!</p>
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<p>Here is the 3 month update!</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s a fun little trick we learned.  Her pay back is an extra cup of drool every time.</p>
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<p>Here is the 10 week update!</p>
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<p>Thanks Chris and Naomi for the awesomely stylish bib!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chief_elzie-460x691.jpg" alt="chief_elzie" title="chief_elzie" width="460" height="691" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-322" /></p>
<p>Here are two hats I made for the girl!<br />
<img src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_3020-460x613.jpg" alt="img_3020" title="img_3020" width="460" height="613" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-323" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_3029-460x613.jpg" alt="img_3029" title="img_3029" width="460" height="613" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-324" /></p>
<p>Elzie and her boy toy, Cole Smith, get a little handsy!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_2996-460x345.jpg" alt="img_2996" title="img_2996" width="460" height="345" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-325" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_2998-460x345.jpg" alt="img_2998" title="img_2998" width="460" height="345" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-326" /></p>
<p>Here is Elzie and her friend Hannah!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_2850-460x345.jpg" alt="img_2850" title="img_2850" width="460" height="345" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-327" /></p>
<p>Looking at me as if to say &#8220;that&#8217;s gonna be MY next trick!&#8221;<br />
<img src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/elzie-looking-at-cat2-copy-460x345.jpg" alt="elzie-looking-at-cat2-copy" title="elzie-looking-at-cat2-copy" width="460" height="345" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-328" /></p>
<p>Flying high with dad!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_2856-460x345.jpg" alt="img_2856" title="img_2856" width="460" height="345" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-330" /></p>
<p>Auntie Lauren!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_2950-460x345.jpg" alt="img_2950" title="img_2950" width="460" height="345" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-331" /></p>
<p>Bath time hair dos!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_2892-460x345.jpg" alt="img_2892" title="img_2892" width="460" height="345" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-333" /></p>
<p>&#8220;hey mommom, can i put my whole hand in your mouth?&#8221;<br />
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		<title>I&#8217;m back on the Trapeze!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 05:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BabyMama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well it&#8217;s official, I have completely lost all most of my strength.  This evening marked my first foray back into the land of pull ups, callused hands, ripped up feet, knees and ankles and the oh so exciting &#8220;I can&#8217;t move in the morning &#8221; soreness.  I have to say that tonight wasn&#8217;t as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well it&#8217;s official, I have completely lost <del datetime="2009-01-08T03:42:32+00:00">all</del> most of my strength.  This evening marked my first foray back into the land of pull ups, callused hands, ripped up feet, knees and ankles and the oh so exciting &#8220;I can&#8217;t move in the morning &#8221; soreness.  I have to say that tonight wasn&#8217;t as bad as my very first trapeze lesson, but it was ridiculously frustrating since I used to be able to do just about anything and now can barely climb the rope.  They say that after you have a baby your strength comes back pretty quickly because of that beautiful muscle memory business but my abs and arm muscles are basically non existent  right now.  I am however, lucky enough to have the world&#8217;s best trapeze teacher, none other than Niff Nicholls!  She was so encouraging and supportive as I struggled to do what used to be so easy for me.  Elziebub joined me and was a real trooper for the most part.  Everyone took turns holding her when she got fussy and after class was over Niff and I rigged up the fabric and had a little photo shoot!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-307" title="elzie-mom-fabric-hamock-5" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/elzie-mom-fabric-hamock-5-460x345.jpg" alt="elzie-mom-fabric-hamock-5" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-310" title="elzie-mom-fabric-hamock-21" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/elzie-mom-fabric-hamock-21-460x613.jpg" alt="elzie-mom-fabric-hamock-21" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-309" title="elzie-screaming-in-hammock" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/elzie-screaming-in-hammock-460x613.jpg" alt="elzie-screaming-in-hammock" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-308" title="elzie-mom-trapeze-1" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/elzie-mom-trapeze-1-460x613.jpg" alt="elzie-mom-trapeze-1" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-305" title="elzie-mom-fabric-hamock-3" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/elzie-mom-fabric-hamock-3-460x613.jpg" alt="elzie-mom-fabric-hamock-3" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-301" title="elzie-droul" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/elzie-droul-460x613.jpg" alt="elzie-droul" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-300" title="elzie-and-niff-hammock-3" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/elzie-and-niff-hammock-3-460x613.jpg" alt="elzie-and-niff-hammock-3" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-299" title="elzie-and-niff-hammock-2" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/elzie-and-niff-hammock-2-460x613.jpg" alt="elzie-and-niff-hammock-2" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-298" title="elzie-and-niff-hammock" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/elzie-and-niff-hammock-460x613.jpg" alt="elzie-and-niff-hammock" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p>Here are a few pics from the last few days.</p>
<p>How cute is this hat?!!?</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-312" title="elzie-ear-hat" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/elzie-ear-hat-460x345.jpg" alt="elzie-ear-hat" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p>This is just about as cute as it gets.  I LOVE when she does this.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-315" title="elzie-angel-stretching" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/elzie-angel-stretching-460x613.jpg" alt="elzie-angel-stretching" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p>Just three seconds before this photo was being a total TERROR.  You would never guess it by how angelic she looks in this photo.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-314" title="elzie-angel-sleeping" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/elzie-angel-sleeping-460x345.jpg" alt="elzie-angel-sleeping" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p>Look at that identical hand placement.  What a daddy&#8217;s girl!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-313" title="elzie-and-dad-sleeping" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/elzie-and-dad-sleeping-460x345.jpg" alt="elzie-and-dad-sleeping" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p>This was one of those days where we were rushing to get out of the house but had to stop for the photo op!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-316" title="img_2762" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/img_2762-460x345.jpg" alt="img_2762" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p>Elzie is smiling like crazy now and cooing all over the place.  It&#8217;s so amazing to hear her little voice.  I really hope she can sing as beautifully as her dad can!</p>
<p>I hope everyone enjoyed the photos! I really can&#8217;t believe that Elzie is already 2 months old.  Where has the time gone?</p>
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		<title>All Sorts of Videos</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BabyMama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After months of slacking in the video department, I finally have a bunch of new videos to post.  They are kind of in order from newest to oldest.  The last video is from Thanksgiving and you can really tell how much she has changed.  It&#8217;s amazing to see how much more alert she is now&#8230;.although, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After months of slacking in the video department, I finally have a bunch of new videos to post.  They are kind of in order from newest to oldest.  The last video is from Thanksgiving and you can really tell how much she has changed.  It&#8217;s amazing to see how much more alert she is now&#8230;.although, in the recent videos she is pretty passed out, but take my word for it, she is way more alert!  She smiles all of the time and makes the most adorable cooing noises.   As you can see, I cut all my hair off.  It was so mom of me to do but I really love the cut and it&#8217;s so much easier to take care of!</p>
<p>Happy New Year!!</p>
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		<title>Merry Christmas!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/2008/12/28/merry-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 04:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BabyMama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Merry Christmas everyone!!!  We hope that you all had a safe and festive holiday.  We had a blast.  On Christmas day we went over to the Aldinger&#8217;s for a lovely dinner.  We were visited by Santa towards the end of the night!  It was such a surprise and we are so excited to make his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Merry Christmas everyone!!!  We hope that you all had a safe and festive holiday.  We had a blast.  On Christmas day we went over to the Aldinger&#8217;s for a lovely dinner.  We were visited by Santa towards the end of the night!  It was such a surprise and we are so excited to make his visit a tradition throughout the years!  After our visit from Mr. Hohoho we drove over to see Matt and Shelly as we always do at some point on Christmas.  We had a great end to the evening opening presents with them and sharing stories of our crazy lives.  After that we headed over to my parent&#8217;s house where we camped out for the next two days.  It was INCREDIBLE!  Jon and I got a much needed break from 24/7 baby care.  My parents really stepped up to the plate and made sure we got the rest we have been craving for the past couple of months.  We came back home last night and poor Jon woke up this morning with a wicked stomach flu.  Now, to top it all off, the stinkin cat is in heat.  It&#8217;s been an interesting day to say the least.  I am just now finding a moment of peace as no one is puking, crying, or meowzering!</p>
<p>Here are a bunch of pictures from the past few day&#8217;s adventures.  Enjoy!!</p>
<p>Elzie meets Santa for the first time and sleeps through the whole thing!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-259" title="santa_elzie11" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/santa_elzie11.jpg" alt="santa_elzie11" width="459" height="612" /></p>
<p>Realizing that she was missing it all, and that Santa&#8217;s beard was falling off, Elzie made an attempt to wake up!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-261" title="santa_elzie31" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/santa_elzie31-460x613.jpg" alt="santa_elzie31" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p>Attempt failed&#8230;right back to sleep!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-262" title="santa_elzie41" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/santa_elzie41-460x613.jpg" alt="santa_elzie41" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p>We even tried to entice her with a story but she insisted on sleeping!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-265" title="santa_elzie7" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/santa_elzie7-460x613.jpg" alt="santa_elzie7" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p>Our Christmas Cutie</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-266" title="xmas-cutie11" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/xmas-cutie11-460x613.jpg" alt="xmas-cutie11" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p>I couldn&#8217;t resist a little photo shoot in this outfit!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-267" title="xmas-cutie2" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/xmas-cutie2-460x613.jpg" alt="xmas-cutie2" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p>I scored the dress at Ross for $3 and the tights at Target for $1.  There&#8217;s nothing I love more than a bargain!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-268" title="xmas-cutie31" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/xmas-cutie31-460x613.jpg" alt="xmas-cutie31" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p>Here we are at Shelly&#8217;s Parent&#8217;s house.  I couldn&#8217;t help posting all of these little family shots because Elzie&#8217;s faces are so hilarious!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-254" title="christmas_family11" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/christmas_family11-460x345.jpg" alt="christmas_family11" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p>This is by far the funniest I have ever seen her look!  She discovered her tongue recently so now she sticks it out as often as possible.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-255" title="christmas_family21" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/christmas_family21-460x345.jpg" alt="christmas_family21" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure why her tights are not on in these pics <img src='http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-256" title="christmas_family31" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/christmas_family31-460x345.jpg" alt="christmas_family31" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p>We join in the face making!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-257" title="christmas_family4" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/christmas_family4-460x345.jpg" alt="christmas_family4" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p>Jon thought it would be funny to torment our poor girl.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-272" title="funny_face21" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/funny_face21-460x345.jpg" alt="funny_face21" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p>Ok, in this picture she looks like some sort of weird muppet that I have seen somewhere but I can&#8217;t remember where.  Does anyone know what I am talking about? If so, can you leave a comment with what character it is?</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-271" title="funny_face11" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/funny_face11-460x345.jpg" alt="funny_face11" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p>Here my dad is enticing Elzie to make faces at him.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-274" title="img_2738" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/img_2738-460x345.jpg" alt="img_2738" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p>It worked, look at that huge smile!!!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-275" title="img_2740" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/img_2740-460x345.jpg" alt="img_2740" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p>Elzie was covered in milk, puke and poop.  We had to come up with something on the fly to bathe her in.  I scoured my rent&#8217;s basement and found this perfectly sized bowl.  I laughed and laughed when we put her in.  How flipping cute!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-276" title="img_2744" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/img_2744-460x345.jpg" alt="img_2744" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-277" title="img_2745" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/img_2745-460x345.jpg" alt="img_2745" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-278" title="img_2746" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/img_2746-460x345.jpg" alt="img_2746" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p>Today I put Elzie in the Bumbo for the first time.  She liked it down in the living room.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-279" title="img_2758" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/img_2758-460x613.jpg" alt="img_2758" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p>But then was unsure about it in the bedroom.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-280" title="img_2759" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/img_2759-460x345.jpg" alt="img_2759" width="460" height="345" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-281" title="img_2760" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/img_2760-460x613.jpg" alt="img_2760" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p>Then she decided she definitely didn&#8217;t like it in the bedroom!  Hopefully once she is a little older she will start to like it more!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-282" title="img_2761" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/img_2761-460x613.jpg" alt="img_2761" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p>Here we are playing a little &#8220;I&#8217;ll stick my tongue out if you will&#8221; game.  Elzie is getting very good at making me look like an idiot all of the time now instead of just some of the time!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-258" title="mom_elzie11" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mom_elzie11-460x613.jpg" alt="mom_elzie11" width="460" height="613" /></p>
<p>I hope you enjoyed all of our photos from the holiday.  I will be posting videos soon!!</p>
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		<title>Weeks 5-6 Pictures</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BabyMama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it turns out that when you have a newborn you have very little time for website related things!  I have been trying on multiple occasions to get new pictures posted but obviously, to no avail!  Alas, here are some new pics of our hilarious little munchkin head and her fabulous family  
GG and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So it turns out that when you have a newborn you have very little time for website related things!  I have been trying on multiple occasions to get new pictures posted but obviously, to no avail!  Alas, here are some new pics of our hilarious little munchkin head and her fabulous family <img src='http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>GG and Elzie maxin and relaxin in the glider</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-229" title="gg-and-elzie" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gg-and-elzie.jpg" alt="gg-and-elzie" width="480" height="640" /></p>
<p>Babies in hats rule!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-232" title="muppet-face" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/muppet-face.jpg" alt="muppet-face" width="480" height="640" /></p>
<p>This was the first picture that made me say &#8220;hmmm, maybe she does look like me&#8221;</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-231" title="gnome-baby2" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gnome-baby2.jpg" alt="gnome-baby2" width="480" height="640" /></p>
<p>This is Elzie&#8217;s first, of what would be many, blowouts leading up to Xmas!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-234" title="blow-out" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/blow-out.jpg" alt="blow-out" width="480" height="640" /></p>
<p>Our friend Olivia made Elzie this fantastic hat. The pom is so big!!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-242" title="olivia-hat3" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/olivia-hat3.jpg" alt="olivia-hat3" width="480" height="640" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241" title="olivia-hat2" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/olivia-hat2.jpg" alt="olivia-hat2" width="480" height="640" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-240" title="olivia-hat1" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/olivia-hat1.jpg" alt="olivia-hat1" width="640" height="480" /></p>
<p>There will be more pictures and videos to come as we celebrate the holiday and get some much needed down time at BD and GG&#8217;s house!</p>
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		<title>Weeks 3 and 4 &#8211; Pictures Galore</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BabyMama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My apologies for taking so long between posts, but as you can imagine, things have been crazy around here.  I can&#8217;t believe we are already entering the 2nd week in December!  Below are bunches of pictures from the past two weeks.
Here are a few from our first Thanksgiving adventure at Great Aunt Sandy&#8217;s house.  Elzie [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My apologies for taking so long between posts, but as you can imagine, things have been crazy around here.  I can&#8217;t believe we are already entering the 2nd week in December!  Below are bunches of pictures from the past two weeks.</p>
<p>Here are a few from our first Thanksgiving adventure at Great Aunt Sandy&#8217;s house.  Elzie was such a trooper the whole day.  She was so excited to see so much of her family.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/birdie-mouth.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-217" title="birdie-mouth" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/birdie-mouth.jpg" alt="" width="453" height="604" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/ping-pong-champ.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-218" title="ping-pong-champ" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/ping-pong-champ.jpg" alt="" width="453" height="604" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gasbdelzie.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-219" title="gasbdelzie" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gasbdelzie-460x345.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="345" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/ggelzie.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-221" title="ggelzie" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/ggelzie-460x345.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="345" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gaselzie.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-220" title="gaselzie" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gaselzie-460x345.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="345" /></a></p>
<p>Since Elzie has so much hair, I find that hats look a little funny on her.  To make this hat look less weird, I added a little felt flower.  She loves wearing it!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/flower-hat-2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-198" title="flower-hat-2" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/flower-hat-2-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/flower-hat-3.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-199" title="flower-hat-3" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/flower-hat-3-460x345.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="345" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/flower-hat-1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-197" title="flower-hat-1" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/flower-hat-1-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p>On Saturday of last week we spent Thanksgiving #2 with Jon&#8217;s family where we had the great pleasure of burying the placenta!  It has been sitting in our fridge since the birth and it was starting to go bad&#8230;GROSS.  Below you can see the burial process.  The placenta now has a new home underneath a tree that was planted after Jon&#8217;s first Christmas.  It has been growing for the past 25 years so we thought what better place for the placenta than under a tree that was planted for Jon as a baby!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/placenta1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-201" title="placenta1" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/placenta1-460x345.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="345" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/placenta4.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-202" title="placenta4" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/placenta4-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/placenta5.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-203" title="placenta5" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/placenta5-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/placenta6.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-204" title="placenta6" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/placenta6-460x345.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="345" /></a></p>
<p>This week Elzie and I got to spend time with a friend of mine from college, Mackenzie and her daughter, Livy.  They brought with them some very sweet and generous presents for Elzie!  One of which was this shirt and hat!  How cute!  I managed to capture some of Elzie&#8217;s best faces while wearing this outfit.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfithat.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-205" title="mackenzieoutfithat" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfithat-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-206" title="mackenzieoutfit1" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit1-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-207" title="mackenzieoutfit2" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit2-460x345.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="345" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit3.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-208" title="mackenzieoutfit3" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit3-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit4.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-209" title="mackenzieoutfit4" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit4-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit5.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-210" title="mackenzieoutfit5" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit5-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit6.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-211" title="mackenzieoutfit6" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit6-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit7.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-212" title="mackenzieoutfit7" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit7-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit8.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-213" title="mackenzieoutfit8" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mackenzieoutfit8-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s Livy!  Isn&#8217;t she so super cute!  She is 9 months old and looks so much bigger than the little tiny Elzienug in the swing.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/livy.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-214" title="livy" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/livy-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p>Today we were finally able to find some down time to relax and catch up on some sleep.  We also gave Elzie a bath because she was one stinky baby.  While Jon was changing her diaper this morning she managed to poop on herself not one, but two times!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/blanket.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-216" title="blanket" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/blanket-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bath1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-222" title="bath1" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bath1-459x345.jpg" alt="" width="459" height="345" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bath2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-223" title="bath2" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bath2-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/passy1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-224" title="passy1" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/passy1-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dadelziesleeping.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-225" title="dadelziesleeping" src="http://www.myillegitimatechild.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dadelziesleeping-460x613.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="613" /></a></p>
<p>Hope you enjoyed all the pictures!!!</p>
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		<title>3 Weeks Old!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well I really can&#8217;t believe how quickly the past three weeks have flown by!  Elzie is doing great and getting bigger by the day.  She likes to spend most of her time either sleeping, eating, or making the most ridiculous faces ever (probably because she is trying to poop).  I have done my best to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well I really can&#8217;t believe how quickly the past three weeks have flown by!  Elzie is doing great and getting bigger by the day.  She likes to spend most of her time either sleeping, eating, or making the most ridiculous faces ever (probably because she is trying to poop).  I have done my best to capture some of her best ones here!  I also scored some sweet Christmas Booties that I had to capture as well.  ENJOY!<img class="alignnone" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3004/3059778981_30128cb99e.jpg?v=0" alt="" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3068/3059779055_5d33339127.jpg?v=0" alt="" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3026/3060615816_36c50f438f.jpg?v=0" alt="" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3143/3060615916_61d6e9a4b8.jpg?v=0" alt="" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3019/3059779379_85fe7a3352.jpg?v=0" alt="" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3148/3060616046_d0f20a8dda.jpg?v=0" alt="" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/3060615626_8cdc6ff019.jpg?v=0" alt="" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3198/3059778781_ffc94868ae.jpg?v=0" alt="" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/3059779205_c0ce8d8d4f.jpg?v=0" alt="" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3187/3060615530_0a4d33c385.jpg?v=0" alt="" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3236/3060615358_08f9b7724d.jpg?v=0" alt="" /></p>
<p>Here is a video of Elzie making her favorite face of all!<br />
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		<title>Lots of Photos!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:27:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, I can’t believe how quickly the time is just zipping by. I haven’t had a second of down time for the past two weeks and am now finally finding a second to get photos off my camera and onto the interwebs! Here are a bunch of photos from our adventures of the past week.
On [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, I can’t believe how quickly the time is just zipping by. I haven’t had a second of down time for the past two weeks and am now finally finding a second to get photos off my camera and onto the interwebs! Here are a bunch of photos from our adventures of the past week.</p>
<p>On Saturday we had the pleasure of attending Jon&#8217;s sister&#8217;s wedding.  Allison looked beautiful and she and Jay were both beaming all day long.  We managed to snap a few shots throughout the day! My favorite is the one where she is socking it to me in the jaw.  What a way to treat mom!</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3138/3043005706_12f4142ac4.jpg?v=0" alt="" /></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/3042163999_a21e54579a.jpg?v=0" alt="" /></p>
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<p>Monday the 17th was my grandmother&#8217;s 89th bday so I took Elzie to meet her great grandmother for the first time.  It was fantastic to watch mommom react to Elzie.  They loved each other so much!</p>
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<p>Today I took Elzie on her first stroller ride.  She LOVED it.  Here she is in her cute little outfit and hat making some ridiculous faces as usual!</p>
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